The Colony of Kaskavia Watershed is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.582 billion Kaskavia Watershedians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Administration and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Kaskavia Watershedian economy, worth 908 trillion saars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,159 saars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, all tariffs have been abolished, surveillance cameras are banned, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaskavia Watershed's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaskavia Watershed is ranked 227,181^st in the world and 34^th in Colonies for Safest, scoring 22.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.